“Oh Chemistry”

There once was a teacher in Chemistry,
Who drove students nuts to ministry.
They learned how to preach,
And never to teach
Another student to take “Hitler’s” chemistry.


“An Unfortunate Alien”

From Mars came an alien named Max,
Who happily flipped burgers at Jack’s  
He wanted a raise
But got busted instead
By the New York Men in Black.


“Buffy”

A vampire slayer named Buffy,
Kung-Fu’ed most demons toughly.
Along came Angel
And she got tangled
Because he had a drink of Buffy.